Okay, my turn.
So today is May 1st, which means we have 9 days left until W Day! I can’t believe we’re in single digits, finally! Let me tell you, it can’t come fast enough. For several reasons:
a) I am SO READY to take a real vacation and get out of town for a few days with my HUSBAND! Mexico, here we come…
b) Work is slowing down since we only have a few days left until we’re both off, so now I’m having to find things to keep occupied, and the days are dragging by!!
c) As Andy said last night, he’s flown the coop till after the wedding and I never realized how BORING it is when the only thing you have to talk to is a 60 lb. slobbering baby of a bulldog who thinks it’s fun to lick your toes at 2 am (she’s NOT sleeping with me anymore! Who am I kidding, sure she is… it gets lonely!).
d) W day means the end of the Bridal Bootcamp diet- Woo hoo! Enchiladas, queso, pizza, burgers, fries… my how I’ve missed you! I’m coming back from Mexico 10 lbs. heavier, at least!
As Andy also said, we spent a good chunk of last night watching the American Idol kickoff show, and I have a few things to add:
Brooke White needs to get punched in the face. Every time I see her pouting and crying about whatever she has to cry about, I just want to say, “Now Brooke, if you’d just been punched in the face, Simon telling you that your singing is like a bad kareoke rendition wouldn’t be so bad, would it?” It’s like when your eye hurts and someone offers to stomp on your foot so you forget about your eye. Geez man, get some perspective. Am I right?
Second, Neil Diamond still rocks, I don’t care what you say. There’s a man who has to be 132 years old, who still got up on that stage and did his thing. So maybe he needs to lay off the dancing. I mean, he could break a hip. But I say you keep on rockin’ Neil. And I’ll keep singing Sweet Caroline at the top of my lungs every time it comes on in the bar, right along with ya.
Speaking of bars, Saturday night was my bachelorette party.
Yes, there was a LOT of alcohol involved. Jello shots… other shots… beer… rum… I lost count. We had a great time though, hanging out with the girls. After barhopping in downtown FW, we spent the night at some hotel hotel in the stockyards. Somewhere on myspace there are pictures floating around of me with my classic drunk girl huge smile and busted up knee sometime toward 2 am. Oh, didn’t I tell you? In classic Amy fashion, I took a tumble in the street late, late Saturday night. The funny thing is, I think that’s the one thing Andy said not to do: “Don’t fall on your face!” Well, my face was saved, thankfully, but my knees… I really do look like a 5 year old who fell off her bike. Fun times!
Alright dear diary, I think I should get back to work now. I’m probably supposed to be doing… something. I’ll see Andy tonight at dinner, and we’ll send more updates later- full of one-liners from tonight’s Office showing, no doubt!
Until then… don’t forget to have your pet spayed or neutered! Goodbye everybody.