Seeing G.I.Joe tonight!! Yes, it’s going to suck. No, I don’t care.

Special thanks to @ellipsisTG for ruining my favorite song by reminding me that short skirts and t-shirts are not mutually exclusive.

Heading to the gym. Third day in a row. Shouldn’t I have sexy 6-pack abs by now?

@miketheintern shouldn’t it be the mike formerly known as intern?

@bobanddan tweetie and peggle

Wow… @RussMartinShow… What a Jag Off. http://bit.ly/d6pVK Still better then Michael Irvin’s show though. http://bit.ly/d6pVK

@ellipsisTG cause he’s got good Taste hater.

Jeanie doesn’t Twitter so…. Blee blah blee. http://yfrog.com/0vkx5j

Hustling home to see Amy on her Bday

Congratulations Luke & Jackie!!! http://yfrog.com/b9lnfj